Bill Belichick Puts In Play Because He Hates Sports Writers

August 29, 2010   ·   William Berry   ·   Jump to comments

The play is an old standby.  It is Lonesome End.
The receiver is Gronkowki.  The snap is direct to Gostkowski.  The result would be Gostkowski to Gronkowski.
Said Bill Belichick, "Who are you?  Get the #$%& out of my office."
What he meant was, "This would do two things."
"One, it would increase sales of Polish flags with a Patriots logo instead of that two headed chicken."
"Two, it would make writers stumble in their spelling.  I mean 'G' bunch of letters then 'ski'.  It would be funnier than heck.  Many think it is 'Ghosowski' now."
"Besides, Polish flags are pretty.
I know, the Polish chicken only has one head.  Tell Bill Belichick.  (What, you think I'd give up his personal e-mail address?)
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