NFL Week 6 Picks: Dallas Cowboys @ Minnesota Vikings and More

October 15, 2010   ·   Jerry Murphy   ·   Jump to comments

All bandaged up and medicated from my week 5 beatdown, I'm back and ready for more. I could have pulled a Joy (or a Whoopi) and walked away, but I'm here. After going 3-11 last week the last place I should show my face (or byline) is bleacherreport.com but, alas, here I am to redeem myself. As a matter of fact, as Johnny said to the Devil, I'll make a bet with you. If this week is a repeat of last week or worse, I will watch an entire season of Jersey Shore. That alone should justify my staying up until the wee hours of the morning to make sure I at least pick four games correctly. If I do indeed pick four or more correctly, I escape the full season of Jersey Shore (which resembles a fate worse than icepicks under my toenails), and maybe retain a little dignity.
Really, how sad is this? I'm actually begging to be 4-10. It's a good thing I don't get paid to do this. BleacherReport could file charges against me for theft after I cashed my chec...

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