Watching an NFL Game with the Family Never Goes Well

December 4, 2010   ·   Brendan O'Hare   ·   Jump to comments

Watching sports with a crowd can be tough. They can be loud, obnoxious, drunk, belligerent, mentally unstable, schizophrenic and combustible. I am almost positive I have watched a game with people who have the exact same qualities as I just mentioned (legally, I am not able to talk about a person I may/may not have seen explode at a Nets game in the upper deck). I have no real set of “crowd rules” for the people around me, but all I ask is that they:
1. Aren’t yelling in my ear. By all means, be loud, but be an adult.
2. Tell your brat kid to stop kicking my freaking chair. There are few things more annoying in the world then some 8-year-old kid with ADHD spazzing out beyond you, and having a future Rockette practice on the back of your chair. When I was eight, I watched the game. I was not going into convulsions because I had not played Call of Duty for two hours. Control your kid.
3. Don’t be tall and sit in front of me. Also, cut the afro.

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