Arian Foster Trolls the World’s Cat Lovers with a Series of Amazing Tweets

May 23, 2014   ·   Dan Carson   ·   Jump to comments

Your cat does not love you. 
You are just a tall, salty source of food and occasional comfort, and Arian Foster wants you to realize this.
The Houston Texans running back went on a Twitter binge Thursday night, engaging with fans over random trivia. Naturally, the conversation quickly turned into a tail-measuring contest between cat and dog people, with Foster sticking firmly to his belief that felines don't love their owners.
Andrew Sharp of Grantland spotted the beginning of the exchange, which started as all other things on Twitter: with some guy who doesn’t understand sarcasm.
Foster shot back with the simple, timeless, cat-loner joke.
He then took a moment to consider the cat-owner relationship.
The guy who misses the point on everything answered quickly, doing exactly what he was born to do.
Foster conceded the point. The guy did say “swine,” after all.
And back to the subject of cat love, or the complete nonexistence...

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