Jerry Jones, Sloppy Drunk: Lots of Cash, Not a Lick of Class

April 14, 2010   ·   Gene Strother   ·   Jump to comments

Jerry Jones rumbled into Dallas, Texas like a drunken Brahma bull stumbling into a Helzberg Diamonds store. What he didn't destroy, he crapped all over.

First, he ignored the fact that he had one of the NFL's greatest icons still occupying the head coach's office and brought in his equally brash and classless drinking buddy Jimmy Johnson to share a few beers and talk about the hijacking of America's team. He did this, supposedly, on the sly, but the bumbling, stumbling, moronic doofus just happened to pick Tom Landry's favorite Mexican restaurant to lay out the plans for his coup.

Next, he took the bigger-than-life, iconic Tex Schramm to Austin, where Tom Landry was golfing, to make the architect of America's Team unceremoniously fire America's coach. It would not be long before Schramm would be gone as well, and Dallasites would learn that the Arkansan who struggled to put together a coherent sentence would be involved in everything regarding the Cowboys, right down ...

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