NFL Satire: Albert Haynesworth Finally Dealt

April 25, 2010   ·   Jeff Kessler   ·   Jump to comments

Less than 24 hours after the Redskins found someone willing to take Jason Campbell off their hands, a second trade partner was found that was willing to take disgruntled defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth.
After an offseason filled with unorthodox moves, GM Bruce Allen certainly stepped way outside the box, dealing Albert Haynesworth to Dunkin Donuts in exchange for a year's supply of donuts.
The deal makes sense for the Redskins as they unload Haynesworth, who had a less than stellar first season with the Skins in 2009 and had openly expressed his displeasure with the Redskins desire to switch to a 3-4 defense in 2010 under new defensive coordinator Jim Haslett.
In exchange, the Redskins bring in something that will improve the locker room and certainly give the team something they can use this upcoming season.
"After we dealt Jason [Campbell] for only future considerations, we felt like we needed something that could help us now.  Other teams in the NFL were...

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