NFL Warns of SPAM Email Tricking You into Signing Terrell Owens (Satire)

July 26, 2010   ·   The Sports Comedian   ·   Jump to comments

by Matt Webb
Lately no NFL off-season is complete without discussions surrounding Terrell Owens and which team is desperate enough to take the risk of signing him to a contract.
Last year the Buffalo Bills took a chance on the embattled receiver, and he responded with his lowest receptions, yards, and touchdown numbers since his final season with the Philadelphia Eagles. This year, it appears that no NFL team may be stupid enough to add Owens to their roster.
However it appears Owens refuses to let his dream of destroying another franchise die, and he has therefore taken matters into his own hands. TSC has received a copy of a mass e-mail that Owens has sent to all NFL owners and General Managers in hopes of suckering one of them into signing him:
Attention Dearest Kind NFL Owner/GM:
Greetings this fine day, I hope this correspondence finds you in good health and of cheer. My name is Mr. Terrell Owens and I write to confirm to you that I am a most excellent and...

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