Panthers Say Starting QB Battle Ends in Tie, Going to Overtime (Satire)

August 26, 2010   ·   SportsComedian.com   ·   Jump to comments

The Carolina Panthers announced today that the battle for the starting quarterback job during preseason has ended in a tie. Both incumbent Matt Moore and Jimmy Clausen tried hard to overcome the other in a tense competition, but neither was able to make a case that they should be a starting QB in the NFL.
"These guys both gave it their all, but in the end both of them just kind of suck," said Panthers head coach John Fox. "Just like a football game can go into overtime if it's two awful offenses who can't score, this thing is going to overtime as well."
QB competition overtime is very rare in the NFL. The rules are simple, both QBs line up behind center in the shotgun during the first regular game, hike the ball, and see who gets it and does the best over the course of the game.
It's hard to run an effective offense with two players on your own team fighting for one ball on every snap, but this is the only way to settle the battle at this point.
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