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The Denver Broncos Dance on Snoop Dogg’s Ashes After Playoff Win

January 18, 2016

Snoop Dogg is one of the more prolific jersey wearers of our time.If you give him a jersey, he will wear it, because Snoop Dogg's favorite team is usually whoever ...

Surly Bill Belichick Doesn’t Want to ‘Xerox’ Game Plan for Kansas City Chiefs

January 14, 2016

Bill Belichick doesn't want to talk about his eye.He doesn't want to talk about strategy or his personnel decisions or why Chandler Jones wound up at the hospital after reportedly ...

Report: Johnny Manziel Used Wig and Fake Mustache While Partying in Las Vegas

January 5, 2016

Were you on the strip in Las Vegas on Saturday night?Did you see anything suspicious? Say, a guy who looked like Johnny Manziel if Johnny Manziel pasted on a mustache and ...

Bill Belichick Tells Reporters ‘Let’s End on a High Note,’ Walks out of Presser

December 16, 2015

The New England Patriots lost LeGarrette Blount on Sunday to a season-ending hip injury, forcing the team to spend this week rummaging about in the free-agent bin for reinforcements.One name ...

Browns Fan Breaks into Tears While Complaining About Johnny Manziel on Radio

November 25, 2015

Cleveland Browns fans are understandably upset with Johnny Manziel. Some want to see him play. Some would like to see him hurled into the frozen infinity of space.Bill, a caller who ...

Titans Fan Pens Letter to Cam Newton Saying His TD Dance Offended Her 9-Year-Old

November 17, 2015

Cam Newton danced Sunday, and ever since, the world has burned with the heat of a thousand takes over the fact that a man of his stature had the gall ...

In Defense of the Touchdown Vulture

October 29, 2015

The fantasy football food chain is a horrifying thing.It's a circle of carnage, really. No one is safe. Not you. Not the star running back. Not even the pinnacle predators.Because, ...

Did Mike Ditka Rip a Thunderous Fart on Cris Carter on ‘Monday Night Countdown’?

October 20, 2015

This is the highbrow stuff.This is what my family wanted for me when I enrolled in college and was taught the finer points of bothering strangers about matters of public ...

Bill Belichick Doesn’t Know Anything About the Twitter or ‘InstantFace’

September 10, 2015

Bill Belichick is a no-frills kind of guy.All he's ever wanted from technology is a clipboard and a telescoping lens. He can barely stomach regular media, much less the social ...

Rob Gronkowski to Introduce His Own Brand of Hot Sauce

September 4, 2015

I would've liked a better name for it, but I guess that's ultimately secondary in these matters.The important thing is Rob Gronkowski will be putting out his own brand of ...

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