Brandon Weeden Nicely Roasted as ‘Weeden Burger’ Hits Local Restaurant

December 3, 2013   ·   Gabe Zaldivar   ·   Jump to comments

The life of a Cleveland Browns quarterback is an arduous one. You get ribbed by fans, concussed by defensive giants and generally lampooned over a growing list of futility.
But hey, at least you get some delicious hamburgers named after you. 
Oh! The burgers make fun of you too, huh?
Thanks to a tip from Bleacher Report Facebook reader Jeannie Jyurovat, we have a menu item that will have you laughing and quite possibly a little famished. 
Head on over to Briquettes Smokehouse's (Ashtabula, Ohio) Facebook page, and you will see their post for their newest item, a hilariously detailed "Weeden Burger," named after Browns QB Brandon Weeden. 
Here is a screen grab for your amusement: 
As you see, the Weeden Burger is a delicious burger cooked just the way you like it, but it will hardly be satisfying because there is no hope and everything is awful—at least that's what we have gleaned from Browns faithful over the years. 

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