Cincinnati Bengals Say Hello to 2011 by Saying Goodbye to Ochocinco Johnson

August 15, 2012   ·   Ezri Silver   ·   Jump to comments

To what was likely a media ploy gone horribly wrong, former Bengal (and pretend Patriot) Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson likely took a calculated risk that went horribly wrong.  The marriage—or mirage of marriage—to Evelyn Lozada summed up the Bengals and Johnson's terrible life as an attention seeker. Johnson not only needed to be arrested but was going to be arrested because—frankly—only being arrested would satisfy his insatiable appetite for attention.
With fragments floating in his knee or ankle at the end of the 2010 season, it is no wonder that Johnson was  a missing fragment by the time the Superbowl champion Saints rolled into Cincinnati. Johnson was known and rumored (unconfirmed but speculated) to be a has-been by this time and now (unconfirmed but speculated) is now a top prospect by the equally vain Jerry Jones of Cowboy-ownership fame.
A day of reckoning has occurred and Cinco is dos (2) minutos (minutes) away from the abyss.

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