Detroit Lions: Fun With Dick and Jane

June 19, 2010   ·   C DeGetmon   ·   Jump to comments

A pop quiz for all the Detroit Lion cheerleading squad.
What fourth year wide-out is still characterized by using excuses?
What third year Tackle mimics a fairly tale of the cowardly Lion looking for some nerve in the Wizard of Oz?
What can’t miss QB who can take a hit, will lead the league in interceptions this year?
What aging left tackle will be the first to visit his QB in the emergency room this fall and asking for a gut transplant on the side?
Name the castoffs from Atlanta, Cleveland, Seattle, and Tennessee, whose former teams said adios amigos?
What game during the regular season will one begin to find the collective cynicism seeping into the public square?
Will Seattle ever reveal his real name to the rest of the cheerleading squad? And, can anyone guess his place of employment given his independent (cough) analysis?
(If you can answer either of those questions accurately, I will buy you dinner at Burger Thing with al...

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