Did Mike Ditka Rip a Thunderous Fart on Cris Carter on ‘Monday Night Countdown’?

October 20, 2015   ·   Dan Carson   ·   Jump to comments

This is the highbrow stuff.
This is what my family wanted for me when I enrolled in college and was taught the finer points of bothering strangers about matters of public interest.
They wanted me to ask the hard-hitting stuff, like, "Did Mike Ditka lift his right buttock and smother Cris Carter in airborne misery on Monday Night Countdown last night?"
This is the question of the day, and solving its mysteries is the goal.
Initial allegations of Ditka's fumigation arose when Deadspin posted video of Carter making his pick alongside Ditka and Chris Berman before Monday night's game between the Philadelphia Eagles and New York Giants. 
Carter picked the Giants out of spite, prompting Ditka to laugh and possibly scorch the room with a loud, involuntary fart:
My first instinct here is to ask questions: How is this possible? How can the sound be so crisp and unmistakable? Was Ditka's microphone embedded in his chair? Was it Berman? An off-camera s...

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