Drunk, Stupid & Dangerous: NFL Avoids Their DUI Problem

June 6, 2012   ·   Ed Berliner   ·   Jump to comments

Faber College Dean Vernon Wormer would not be amused. Delta House Sergeant-at-Arms Bluto Blutarsky would be proud.
It’s time for the National Football League and every member franchise to take a page from Dean Wormer and start doling out a lot more than double-secret probation for the drunken knuckleheads and potential killers roaming the streets.
Let’s start with season-long suspensions without pay. Cancel a few of those bonuses. End their careers as they might have ended someone’s life for their galactic stupidity.
This frat party atmosphere has become more the norm than the exception. Players are boozing it up at record-setting levels, which normally wouldn’t register so much as a sister-insulting verbal snap tossed on the line of scrimmage just before the ball is snapped.
However, this collection of lubed-up morons should snap the warning signs to a high level of attention for two reasons.
One, it shows the NFL has been and is still ...

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