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J.J. Watt Finally Meets Longtime Crush Jennifer Aniston, Can Die Peacefully Now

July 14, 2015   ·     ·   Jump to comments

J.J. Watt hasn't disguised his admiration for Jennifer Aniston over the past few years.
He's mentioned the actress in social media posts several times, casually expressing his intention to marry her and so forth.
But all of this has been from afar. Even Watt, bioengineered uber American and sentient action figure, had to wait a minute to meet Aniston in person.
The wait is over, however. Watt posted a picture of himself and the actress to Instagram on Monday. It took years, but Watt finally reached his mountaintop.
Unfortunately, the Houston Texans defensive end did not post images of the proposal that presumably followed. I imagine that at the moment Watt bent the knee, a white picket fence and golden retriever wearing sunglasses just rose out of the ground around him.
Wattiston (sorry) is one step closer to becoming a reality. Dream big, J.J.
 
Dan is on Twitter. At least it's not as terrible as "Bennifer."
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