NFL Week 12 Picks: The Incredible Shrinking Seahawks

November 22, 2014   ·   Mike Tanier   ·   Jump to comments

Riffs, rants, observations and dissenting opinions from the voices in my head: Here's a warped and dented take on this weekend's games, featuring extra Batman references and Ice Station Zebra parodies. 
Note: All times listed are Eastern, lines are via Odds Shark and game capsules are listed in the order you should read them.
 
Cardinals at Seahawks
Sunday, 4:05 p.m.
Line: Seahawks -7.5
One day, you're wondering who would win a battle between the Seahawks and the 1985 Bears, or a robot army, or the Justice League of America. A few months later, you are wondering if the Seahawks have what it takes to beat Drew Stanton. Life is funny.    
What we saw in February was no mirage. The 2013 Seahawks sized up one of the best offenses in NFL history in the Super Bowl, sawed off its top branches, chopped it down, ground its stump, filled its root base with topsoil, planted a garden where it once stood and built a cozy cabin out of its remain...

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