Raiders Owner Al Davis Lookout: Day One and Day Two of the Combine (Satire)

March 1, 2010   ·   Josh Broudy   ·   Jump to comments

 
This is what Al Davis had to say after watching the combine:
"Thank you for the press conference. The only players that I'm considering drafting with the 8th pick is Trent Williams, Bruce Campbell, CJ Spiller, Jacoby Ford, Jahvid Best and did I say Bruce Campbell? Being born in the '90s, I lose track. Now to questions.
Reporter: First off, Al, you're drooling, so I'd suggest a tissue! (A couple seconds later). Al, I noticed that all of the players you mentioned ran top-five 40 times for their positions. Is that how you grade players?
AD: Not really. I don't even think about it when I'm in the War room. (drooling again)
Reporter: Al, over here. So what—
AD: Can someone get him a microphone!
Reporter: So what do you think about Dexter McCluster? He ran a 40 in the mid 4.5s. What do you think about him now?
AD: Who is he? Did he run a 4.4? 
Reporter: Uhh, no sir. I just said he ran a 4.5 forty.
AD: Well, then. I won't bother myself w...

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