Steelers-Dolphins Preview: Roethlisberger Back In Form; Pitt Manhandles Dolphins

October 23, 2010   ·   Jeffrey Boswell   ·   Jump to comments

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Pittsburgh @ Miami (+3) Ben Roethlisberger's triumphant return to the Steelers was a rousing success, as the formerly-suspended signal-caller threw for 257 yards and three touchdowns, overshadowing signs of rust with displays of brilliance.
Pittsburgh, now 4-1 and atop the AFC South, heads to Miami to face the 3-2 Dolphins.
"I claim to be a changed man," Roethlisberger said, "but apparently I'm back to being my old self. If I truly am a changed man, then that means my right arm isn't the only part of me that's 'rusty.'
"With three touchdown passes, I single-handedly doubled our TD pass output. That's called 'multiplication.' James Harrison, on the other hand, specializes in 'subtraction.' He KO'ed two Cleveland players last Sunday with head butts that surely made Andre the Giant spin in his grave. There haven't been any 'blackouts' at Heinz Field lately, but last week, we saw two 'Brown-outs.'"
Miami won in Green ...

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