Super Bowl X: Up With People? How About Swannie All Day!

May 5, 2010   ·   Tim McGhee   ·   Jump to comments

Of all the sorry…I mean “Up With People?”  Talk about an exciting Super Bowl X halftime show.  It was as if your church’s choir had taken off the robes to reveal Republican fashions and Mister Rogers was the choreographer.
Glad I was 19 and on my fifth Miller High Life.
Don’t sweat it, Generations X and Y.  You didn’t miss a thing even though UWP was pumping it out for the celebration of Our Nation’s Bicentennial. 
Say, what, you say?  The Bicen-what?
What was that thing called the Bicentennial, you Xers and Yers may ask. 
Well, to answer truthfully, the Bicentennial of 1976 was to be a patriotic year-long party to honor the 200th anniversary of the American Revolution.
What actually happened was one lame attempt at ridiculous capitalism gone mad.  Everything was red, white, and blue.  We’re talking Captain America condoms.  I’m not making that up.  It ...

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