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The Pats Aren’t Going Anywhere, and Deals Like the Martellus Bennett One Are Why

March 18, 2016   ·     ·   Jump to comments

You hate the Patriots. Yes, I'm talking to you.
You live outside of the New England area. Every time you see Tom Brady, you want to punch yourself in the gonads. Bill Belichick's face makes you want to puke. "You hate us 'cause you ain't us." Ugh. More puke. More gonad self-punching. The word Cheatriots is your life song. You sing a Cheatriots song in the shower. You hashtag everything with it. Even when you tweet about orphans and puppies. Your mom says you're irrational. Your girlfriend says to back away from your phone and stop sending her pictures of deflated footballs. You will not rest until the Patriots are one day terrible. You will. Not. Rest. 
I have some bad news for you. It goes like this: The Patriots are going to be great for a while longer. Maybe a lot longer.
The latest rabbit-out-of-a-hat trick came this week when the Patriots traded for tight end Martellus Bennett. This is, easily, one of the best moves the Patriots have made in recent years. It ma...

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